Stop donating to Larry Ellison's yacht fund

Your SaaS bills are
a literal joke.

Send us your bills. We'll negotiate like our lives depend on it. We keep 20% of the savings. The rest is yours to waste on espresso.

Stop The Robbery

We annoy these companies daily

AWSSalesforceSlackHubSpotZoomDatadog

People Love/Hate Us

"I thought it was a scam until they saved us $12k/year on AWS. Now I think they're wizards. Aggressive, slightly scary wizards."

J
Jimothy Business
CEO, Generic SaaS Inc
Angry Vendor Email

"Please stop emailing me. You have negotiated the contract down to $0. We are actually paying YOU now. This is not sustainable."

😡
Sales Director
Big Tech Corp

"I used the savings to buy a ping pong table. Nobody plays ping pong. But it's the principle that counts. Thanks Gouge.wtf."

S
Sarah Startup
CTO, Disruptive App

How to get rich
(slowly)

It's a complicated 4-step process. Try to keep up.

1

The Lazy Handoff

Email us your bill. No signup. No passwords. No 'verify your identity'. Just forward the PDF and go back to sleep.

2

The Shakedown

We call the vendor. We act shocked by the price. We cry. They feel awkward. They lower the price.

3

The Victory

We show you the new bill. It is smaller. You feel a strange warmth in your chest. That is called 'profit'.

4

The Kickback

You save money. You tip us 20% of the savings. We buy tacos. Everyone wins.

The "We Only Eat If You Eat" Deal

If we don't save you money, we starve. Please don't let us starve.

20%of the loot
  • We charge $0 if we fail (we won't)
  • No awkward sales calls
  • We do the yelling for you
  • Cancel whenever you hate money
Let's Get Rich

Burning Questions

Everything you wanted to ask but were afraid to type.

No. They expect negotiation. They're just hoping you're too busy to do it. We aren't. We live for the awkward silence after asking for a 40% discount.
Absolutely not. Just forward the invoices. We never touch your accounts directly. We prefer to judge your spending habits from a distance.
Then you pay exactly $0. We only make money when you save money. If we fail, we starve. It's great motivation.
Former SaaS salespeople who saw the light and decided to switch sides. We know exactly where the bodies are buried (metaphorically, mostly).
Usually 24-48 hours. We move fast because time is money, and we really like money.
If your bill is under $50/month, just cancel it yourself. For everything else, we're game.